Know why Yoda is so good with the Force? Because he dropped out of Junior High to practice. Why you think his grammar’s so bad? - George Lucas

I wanna do all of that and everything. Things you only dream of. Things you used to know, but let go. Things you’re sometimes too scared to show. -Jay-Z, in his proposal to his Bey Bey.

Life is the best reality show ever. It’s for real.

- Kim Kardashian

Okay, I’ll give you that there is one almighty God, if you admit, that He suffers from a multiple personality disorder.

People always want to know the moral of the story. There are no morals. Shit happens.

-Quentin Tarantino

Every now and then you have to reboot the operating system to get things working smoothly again. Politics is no different. Boot the jerks out of office.  -Dalai Lama

These days, I pretty much only drink flavorless water, if you count alcohol as a flavor. -Charlie Sheen

God forbid you have to be with your kids all the time. I don’t know how our ancestors a long time ago did it. -Britney Spears

If it sounds to good to be true, its probably a federal plot to lure you into committing a crime.

-Che Guevara

A man can learn everything he needs to know from owning a dog. Not any dog though. You have to get yourself a bitch. - Cesar Millan